Who Docks boons?
Shown to the left is a boondocker immediately after he was brought to the county jail. As the picture clearly depicts, he is perfectly at home in jail, looking at pictures of trucks and 4x4's.
Convicted Boondockers
Here, we have a short list of some of the boondockers UnDockYourBoon has helped convict.
Together, we can keep these dangerous people off the streets.
Together, we can keep these dangerous people off the streets.
Bear-e Pickum
As shown to the left. Boondockers can have a good time. Bear-e is most recently wanted for terrorizing churches throughout the southeastern United States with his harmonica. He has been described by officials as treating every day like his wife's anniversary, and has even threatened small businesses within the Huntsville community, wanting to shut down his company's competition.
As shown to the left. Boondockers can have a good time. Bear-e is most recently wanted for terrorizing churches throughout the southeastern United States with his harmonica. He has been described by officials as treating every day like his wife's anniversary, and has even threatened small businesses within the Huntsville community, wanting to shut down his company's competition.
Jimmy Ethlebert
Jimmy was convicted of 3rd degree boondocking. He was also wanted on three counts of some other kind of bad thing.
Fezzik
Fezzik was wanted by the local kingdom for 2nd-degree boondocking; kidnapping royal princesses; storming castles; possession of an unlicensed, concealed weapon; and being the accomplice of a Sicilian.
As you can see, boondocking is usually accompanied by other crimes, making these people extremely dangerous in communities.